I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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