Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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