Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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