before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We have started to decorate penises.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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