"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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