Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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