Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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