the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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