i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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