I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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