OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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