Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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