how can u be prego again
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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