"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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