Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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