I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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