Nicole vs. Life
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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