just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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