I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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