2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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