That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I have tasted many bathrooms
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