dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize