You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
