Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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