dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
