once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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