Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
too bad you live with your parents still
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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