It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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