I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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