he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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