yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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