He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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