I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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