You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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