I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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