I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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