You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
