Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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