so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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