If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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