Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
