Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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