dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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