Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
