I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just want nice things and good sex
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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