I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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