Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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