nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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