I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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