i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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