just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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