would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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