By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Do vagina's smell?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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