2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
