There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I would fuck him just for his dog
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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