Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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